Minneapolis 35W Bridge Tragedy (Hey Media!!)

Hey Media!  Let’s loosen the ties, smudge the makeup, and do everything in our power to make ourselves seem to be in peril.  Let’s interview everyone that knows how to spell “35W,” let’s crank some tears out of disappointingly non-frazzled victims,  and let’s wave our mics and cameras menacingly in the faces of anyone considerate enough to demonstrate some real emotion.  What better homage to those that are maimed, heartbroken or deceased – a media  circus in their honor.  It’s Pulitzer Time, baby!

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