Okay, so we have this seven month old, Abby. She has a couple of things going on that are making me progressively uncomfortable. First, she doesn’t treat my face with respect. I.e., all my facial parts, to her, are disposable items attached to my head with velcro. The fact that they haven’t come off yet [...]
Minneapolis 35W Bridge Tragedy (Hey Media!!)
Hey Media! Let’s loosen the ties, smudge the makeup, and do everything in our power to make ourselves seem to be in peril. Let’s interview everyone that knows how to spell “35W,” let’s crank some tears out of disappointingly non-frazzled victims, and let’s wave our mics and cameras menacingly in the faces of anyone considerate [...]
